Joke - Guiness

What are you having?
The world most important brewers are gathering in a Dublin bar to celebrate the en of an international conference. The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. The head honcho at Miller calls for a Miller and the Coors rep wraps his hands around a pint of his own. All of others follow suit but when it comes to the head of Guiness , he orders a Coke. “Why aren’t you having a Guiness?” his colleagues ask in amazement. “ Well, if you guys aren’t having a beer, then neither will I”. Boom boom.